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Horny Beetle

Horny Beetle

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Well… got a lil pet beetle the other day. Was honestly not expecting this to be the VERY first thing it did when i picked it up lol. I had no idea beetles even acted like this, it was so vulgar! This is probably the most NSFW comic I’ll ever post, haha. BUG WEENIES.

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But at the same time he so hilarious and somehow adorable. I couldn’t stop laughing. It didn’t help that he was making cute little chirping noises. I really didn’t know what to do!! I figured it wouldn’t take long for it to do its thing, but then… my friend told me beetles can take a few hours to mate. So i had to pry him off my hand. He had a VERY tight grip!!

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If you’re interested in seeing some photos and even a VIDEO of the beetle going at it, click the links below!! BUT BEWARE, IT’S GOT SOME BEETLE DONG!! This is all purely for nature education purposes. And maybe to giggle a little.

 

 

 

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22 Responses to Horny Beetle

  1. Those beetles are really cool and I guess really horny in a figurative and literal way.

    How do you handle poisonous/venomous insects and arachnids? I’d gladly handle things like wolf spiders if I knew I was immune to their venom, but since a hospital bill like that would break my bank I try to avoid anything that’ll send me to the hospital.

        • Er, maybe slow to heal for some people? I’ve never had an issue and I’ve handled and gotten nipped a couple times (I study spiders so that’s why I handle them). It doesn’t feel great but wolf spider venom is still pretty mild. If you’re sensitive to it (it is possible to be slightly allergic) maybe then it would make it stubborn to heal?

  2. Haha I saw this when you posted it. I didn’t think you would do a comic about it though. Glad you did though.

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